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what is an ashton and where can i find one

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment


raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)


satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface)


deliriosity:

honestly just want to die like 99% of the time

Beyoncé has 17 grammys and y'all think she's the best bitch ever. She's known for her sex appeal not her talent, quit calling her "queen B"

mothabeyonce:

iambeyinspired:

Beyoncé def has more accomplishments than just winning grammys.  Need me to name some? 

  1. Most master ringtone certifications (19) by a female solo artist ever.
  2. “I am…Sasha Fierce” is the first album by an international artist to top the #1 spot for 27 weeks in Brazil.
  3. “Beyonce Heat” is the fragrance with the most units sold in a single day during a personal appearance ever.
  4. Beyoncé is the artist with the most BET awards ever (7 awards).
  5. Jay-Z and Beyoncé are “2010’s Power Couple”.
  6. First and only artist to sing three of the Oscar nominates for the Best Song during the telecast.
  7. First non-Hispanic person to make People en Español’s list of the 50 Most Beautiful Latinos. (Bitch ain’t even mexican) 

need more?!

  1. “Single ladies” is the longest charting R&B song in the history of Australian Singles Chart.
  2. “Single ladies” is the first R&B song to cross 100 weeks in Australian Singles Chart.
  3. First and only female artist ever to have two singles in top 4 on Billboard Hot 100 at the same time.
  4. “Dreamgirls” is the musical with the biggest opening day ever.
  5. Youngest R&B female artist to be nominated for a Grammy award (18 yrs old).
  6. Billboard Female Artist of the Decade
  7. Billboard Airplay Artist of the Decade

Honey this aint even half 

  1. Billboard Ringtone Artist of the Decade
  2. Beyoncé, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland are the only artists to reach number one as members of a group (Destiny’s Child) and as solo artists on Hot Dance Club Songs chart.
  3. Beyoncé, Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland are the only artists to reach number one as members of a group (Destiny’s Child) and as solo artists on Hot Dance Airplay chart.

and this still ain’t half boo. don’t get dragged hun. Now let me go reblog some more of QUEENSLAYYOURFAVEANDSNATCHTHEIRWIGS B. 

BITCH TRIED IT 

Bitch ain’t even mexican LMFAOOO


datassium:

i’m gonna swing from the chandelier

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